… crime fiction, that is. Sister Mystery Writers of America member and Agatha and Anthony award-winning author Rhys Bowen penned this poem, which wonderfully sums up the experience so many of us have on the road.

If you’ve ever wondered about the exciting world of book touring/signings, wonder no more:

If only you’d come yesterday, I’m sorry no one’s here
It’s always slow on Saturdays and at this time of year
Too bad tomorrow’s Father’s Day and everyone’s out shopping
Too bad the heat is so intense that everyone is dropping.
You should have been here Friday night, it’s always such a lark
We had a line around the block for Mary Higgins Clark.
I’m sorry that it’s been so flat
Let’s take your picture with the cat.

Rhys Bowen